John's Room (biggest room)

What goes on in John's room? Good question, none of us can get in there as his head is too big.. Mainly lots of bickering in this room.. Why did HE get the biggest room???


'Jim Kelly, changing the face of Birmingham fashion' - some bloke in the shop
 'ManillaRoad, what a load of tosh' - Asif from Costcutters

'They can F**k off if thats comedy' - HRH Prince Philip